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Is it for drinking or is it for fucking? The PDX fap flask is a charming little devil, cleverly disguised as an innocent bottle. With its camouflage pattern, it fits right in with your camping gear, making it the perfect gift for those adventurous souls who enjoy a solo hike or a quiet camping trip. It’s the kind of companion that keeps your secrets safe while you’re out there, embracing the wild.

This is a water bottle shaped stroker complete with an extendable spout which means you can truly hide it in plain sight. It's unfortunately a little too firm and tight, and has minimal texture within which makes it hard to recommend outside of specific cases.

Y’all, the FapCap's a mighty fine piece of gear. It don’t make a fuss and sure lets you tighten things up or loosen them just the way you like. Makes a man feel like he's got more control over his ride, and when it’s all said and done, it don’t take up much room or make too much noise. Just a simple, quiet companion that gets the job done right.